Boredom impact

How long before the impact John? Asked the waiter. Not long now son, not long. Would you like to take a seat? Why of course father, replied the young fellow from earth. It has been almost a millennium since his last visit to this universe, and it has been a terribly boring peace of time. If I were to mention that the spell-checking software in his parallel universe was a sham, it would have been unjust. Towards all men, not just him in particular.